The cucumber is the ideal companion for the gay Asian shopper with no money to spend but an urge to fill his ass with something substantial. Just select a nice cucumber in the vegetable aisle, put it in your basket, and then head over to the bathrooms for some really green pleasure. Tip: use some mayonaise for lubrication.
March 5th, 2008 at 1:45 am
[...] He’s pleasuring himself with a cucumber. To each his own, I would prefer to be pllugged by a real piece of gay Asian meat, but maybe he followed the GayTopia advice about humble gadgets. And what’s with the tiny stub of a penis in a hairy jungle? That knob should really not be out there for everyone to see. Back in your pants, you! Posted in Treasures | [...]